Anytime You Are Ready

Anytime you are ready, I won’t be there

Anytime you are ready, I won’t even dare.

I’ll be far away with nothing to say; nothing

To do and no one to shoo.

I’ll be in a land that doesn’t understand

Or bother about what other people say,

Because I’ll be the only one there.

So if you are reading this, I’ll be living

In bliss without you at my side and I’ll

Be happy as can be, and you can’t

Do a thing.

You certainly can’t ring cos I ain’t got

A phone, so there, see if I care?