Today is the day when everyone will know who
I am – the one who will be known the world over
from Kentucky to somewhere in Siam. My name
will be on billboards and my poems on the radio,
letting people listen to them in stereo. They will
come up to me in the street and ask me for my
autograph, knowing that they are not having
a laugh. Then the morning after, when I wake,
I will realise that it has all been a dream, so I’ll
get up, go to my laptop and start writing again
And I’m sure that one day, everybody will know
my name – and, by the way, just in case you
don’t know – it is Ken!