Went Out On A Date

I went out on a date and guess what? I wasn’t late

We wined and dined and went to a show – one that

everyone knew, except us two. We watched and watched

then went for a walk, but all we did was talk – about what

you may ask? About football of course. I told her how

much I loved my team – Birmingham City, but her answer

caught me by surprise when she told me it was Aston Vila she

loved. So that was the end of the romance – especially when I

told her that I wouldn’t go to Villa Park, not even for a lark. Then

she replied, ” I’d rather sing a ditty than go and watch

Birmingham City!!”