Listen to what I have to say. Ok, not every day, just now
and then and you can call me Ken. We can then be good
friends, me and you. Maybe we could go to the zoo. We
can take some pals, too – me and you and cousin
Jane and maybe Sarah, not forgetting her carer – Oh,
what’s his name? Didn’t he used to be insane? Or just
slightly mad? I can never remember. Anyway,, whenever
we decide to go It’ll have to be before December and
before the new year when I’ll be older, but not wiser
And I won’t turn into a miser. I’ve got plenty of money
But my health is slow. Let’s just hope it doesn’t snow!