They Played In A Band

They played in a band, only because they said they came from

The promised land. Couldn’t sing, couldn’t act and that was a

Matter of fact. So what could they do? Live in a shoe? Tell every-

One to say boo? But they carried on, even if their lead singer

Was called Ron, who droned on and on, driving the audience

Mad, even though one of them was his dad.

In the end, they decided to part. Boy, were their fans relieved?

But only one of them was peeved, so he went away to die

And that was the end of the band and they all said goodbye.